zen and the art of blogging

Here is a small collection of fun filled sayings I have collected, and a few sent to me from the beloved neonite . May this bring you a wealth of laughs and a sore face from smiling!

 

Zen Thoughts

   
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in thier shoes. That way when you criticize them, your a mile away, and have their shoes.

 

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

 

              Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach that man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat n drink beer. 

 

A day without sunshine is like, night. 

 

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

 

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

 

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

 

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

 

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of car payments.

 

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

 

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

 

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

 

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened